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3 YEAR SERVICE AWARD - If That Aint Monkey - You Can Kiss my 455. :)

Discussion in 'Faith and Religion' started by Mindgrinder, Nov 30, 2015.

  1. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    Today was a great day.
    God pinged me to post a thread a few weeks ago and call for a prayer meeting.
    It was awesome in and of itself....sincere fellowship...Holy Spirit in the house....
    After the meeting.....out of the blue...i get a SM alert...
    "You have been awarded a trophy: Third Anniversary"
    I honestly did not know today was my 3'rd yr ani at SM....and it freaks me out a bit that "out of the blue" I got a poke to post and organize a prayer group TS event.
    Asia-Off-Grid, GOG, Hanzo and 7 others like this.
  2. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    With that being said, I remixed the first bit of a rather rugged David Allen Coe song for your harmonic resonant musical entertainment...
    If only I could sing like @Gopherman :)

    My old laptop is covered in scratches and scars,
    It got some in Shoutbox and others in bars,
    The rest it got bouncing around in four by fours,
    In the Eve-ning'...
    It looks like two thousand posts on my profile card
    And i never seen TeamSpeak when it wasn't quiet and lean...

    I grow berries and kale to make ends meet,
    Covered in dirt from my head to my feet,
    Cussing' the sweat in the BC summer heat,
    And musskeeterz....
    And the neighbors say we live like hicks,
    But they bring their PCs for "Grinder" to fix,
    I'm Internet Geek proud, tried and true,
    I fight internet troubles two by two,
    Saved by Grace every time I preach...
    The NWO end times.

    We bought our farm on borrowed fiat bills,
    It was worth all the salmon I had to kill,
    To feed us...
    I drink Coors Golden from a can and Jonnie Walker Black,
    Roll tobacco from a drum imported sack,
    Got a One-Eyed dog that was trained to attack,
    I get snappy with Moderators like a rattlesnake,
    And there isn't any spam posts that I will take,
    From a stranger...

    There are 4 brothers strong, a cat and a dog,
    Neighbors with chickens and a freezer full of hog,
    I spent the summertime cuttin' up logs,
    For the winter...
    Trying to outwit the devil and find The Lord,
    Workin' From Home for my room and board,
    Tech-office trailer on propane, house on natural gas,
    It that aint Monkey you can kiss mah 455.

    If that ain't Monkey,
    It'll hair lip the pope,
    If that ain't Monkey,
    It's a damn good joke,
    I've seen the Maple Leafs play,
    And I've met Johnny Cash,
    It that aint Monkey you can kiss mah 455.
  3. Gopherman

    Gopherman Sometimes I Wish I Could Go Back to Sleep Site Supporter++

    Just got my 2 year today!
    Mindgrinder and Ganado like this.
  4. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    Congratulations on the 3 years @Mindgrinder. Glad you are here. The service you arranged yesterday was amazing. With @Gopherman at 2 years & you at 3, sounds like you two were meant to meet up.
  5. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Congrats guys... keep up the good work...
    Mindgrinder likes this.
  6. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    You have been awarded a trophy: Whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
    Awarded: Yesterday at 21:40
    Whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
    Somehow you have gained 2,000 likes. Good grief!

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