Holy Crap...I'm older Damn. 1970: Long Hair 2000: Longing for hair 1970: The perfect high 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1970: Keg 2000: EKG 1970: Acid Rock 2000: Acid Reflux 1970: Moving to California because it's cool 2000: Moving to California because it's warm 1970: Growing pot 2000: Growing pot belly 1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents 2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor 2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor 1970: Seeds and stems 2000: Roughage 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints 2000: Popping joints 1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel 2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity 1970: Killer weed 2000: Weed killer 1970: The Grateful Dead 2000: Dr. Kevorkian 1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint 2000: Getting a new hip joint 1970: Rolling Stones 2000: Kidney stones 1970: Being called into the principal's office 2000: Calling the principal's office 1970: Peace sign 2000: Mercedes logo 1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1970: Take acid 2000: Take antacid 1970: Passing the driver's test 2000: Passing the vision test 1970: Whatever 2000: Depends
