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30 Years..Makes a difference..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 19, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Holy Crap...I'm older Damn.




    1970: Long Hair
    2000: Longing for hair

    1970: The perfect high
    2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund

    1970: Keg
    2000: EKG

    1970: Acid Rock
    2000: Acid Reflux

    1970: Moving to California because it's cool
    2000: Moving to California because it's warm

    1970: Growing pot
    2000: Growing pot belly

    1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
    2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children

    1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
    2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

    1970: Seeds and stems
    2000: Roughage

    1970: Popping pills, smoking joints
    2000: Popping joints

    1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel
    2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity

    1970: Killer weed
    2000: Weed killer

    1970: The Grateful Dead
    2000: Dr. Kevorkian

    1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint
    2000: Getting a new hip joint

    1970: Rolling Stones
    2000: Kidney stones

    1970: Being called into the principal's office
    2000: Calling the principal's office

    1970: Peace sign
    2000: Mercedes logo

    1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
    2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

    1970: Take acid
    2000: Take antacid

    1970: Passing the driver's test
    2000: Passing the vision test

    1970: Whatever
    2000: Depends
     
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :eek:
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [ROFL]
     
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :D
     
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