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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Clyde, May 29, 2012.


  1. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

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  3. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Rope first THEN beer.
     
  4. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    Screw that, I'm not wasting a perfectly good rope...
     
  5. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    Not when I stocked up on other stuff at $0.XX per Y...know what I mean?
     
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  6. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    I just see the IRS threatening churches if to lose tax exempt status and now we have the .gov telling the pastors how to get around it if they favor Obama. That is ********. This is ****ing Animal Farm! I can assure you I am not pro-Bama or Pro-Romney. I just don't think you change the rules depending on who is in office.
     
  7. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
     
  8. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    The Seven Commandments

    1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.

    2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.

    3. No animal shall wear clothes.

    4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.

    5. No animal shall drink alcohol.

    6. No animal shall kill any other animal.

    7. All animals are equal.

    Initial Commandment
    Distortion of Commandment

    1. Whatever goes up on two legs is an enemy
    1. Four legs good, two legs better

    • Napoleon begins to trade with humans.
    • Squealer walks on hind legs.
    • Humans visit Animal Farm.

    2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend

    • Dogs attack Snowball
    • Dogs attack Boxer (even though Napoleon did not order them to but they got easily out of control.

    3. No animal shall wear clothes

    • Napoleon puts on Mr Jones hat.
    • Pigs put green ribbons on their tails on Sundays reminding us of Mollie.
    • Dogs wear collars.


    4. No animal shall sleep in a bed
    4. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets.

    • Pigs sleep in the farmhouse bed with blankets, which is still a human action.



    5. No animal shall drink alcohol
    5. No animal shall drink alcohol to excess.

    • Pigs drink beer and whisky.

    6. No animal shall kill another animal.
    6. No animal shall kill another animal without cause.

    • Pigs send Boxer to his death

    7. All animals are equal
    7. All animals are equal and some are more equal than others.

    • This was always a problem as the pigs were more intelligent thus the inequality immediately arose.
    • This is the only commandment that is left
    • Pigs take milk and apples
    • Pigs get up and hour later
    • Rations later reduced except for pigs and dogs.
     
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  9. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed


    Rope is re-usable it's all in the knot, the knot and the length truly an art form..[bow]
    Oh and cold beer is good but a little shine helps with the knot tying process(lol)
     
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  10. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    Alpha - agreed that it's reusable but I hate "tying it up", even for a little while when it could be put to better use. (see what I did there?)
     
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