38 Kinder, Gentler Ways to say Someone's Stupid..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 13, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    From the new kinder , gentler me.. 8) (Have to take this slowly, you know... :lol: )




    A few clowns short of a circus

    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

    An experiment in artificial stupidity

    A few beers short of a six-pack

    Dumber than a box of hair

    A few peas short of a casserole

    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

    One taco short of a combo plate

    A few feathers short of a whole duck

    All foam, no beer

    The cheese slid off the cracker

    Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel

    Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

    Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

    He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

    An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

    As smart as bait

    Chimney's clogged

    Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

    Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair

    Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

    Forgot to pay his brain bill

    Her sewing machine's out of thread

    His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

    His belt doesn't go through all the loops

    If he had another brain it would be lonely

    Missing a few buttons on his remote control

    No grain in the silo

    Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

    Receiver is off the hook

    Several nuts short of a full pouch

    Skylight leaks a little

    Slinky's kinked

    Surfing in Nebraska

    Too much yardage between the goal posts
     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    I have met every one of those people [peep] :lol:
     
  3. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I are him
     
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Did I tell you they all work for verizon? :lol:
     
  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    yup
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    OMG! I have them..

    Can't stand them..! They DO all work for Verizon..! I have a cell phone that won't work in my house...won't work where I work..... :rolleyes:

    Can you hear me now?????? ;)
     
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    Yeah. Three days and they still haven't found the break in the T1 line. Office is crippled.
     
  8. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    na, they all work with me :D
    b:: b:: b::
     
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