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5 Doctors

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Mar 2, 2009.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon, from <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]</st1:place>New York City, says, 'I like to see accountants on my table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

    The second, from <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Chicago</st1:place></st1:City>, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.'

    The third surgeon, from <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Dallas</st1:place></st1:City>, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'

    The fourth surgeon, from <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Los Angeles</st1:place></st1:City> chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a
    few parts left over.'

    But the fifth surgeon, from <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Washington</st1:City>, <st1:State w:st="on">DC</st1:State></st1:place>, shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'

  2. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    Good One! [ROFL][ROFL][ROFL]
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

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