Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com</st1lace>New York City, says, 'I like to see accountants on my table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from <st1:City w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Chicago</st1lace></st1:City>, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.' The third surgeon, from <st1:City w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Dallas</st1lace></st1:City>, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order' The fourth surgeon, from <st1:City w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Los Angeles</st1lace></st1:City> chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Washington</st1:City>, <st1:State w:st="on">DC</st1:State></st1lace>, shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
