5 PEARLS OF WISDOM

1. Money cannot buy happiness but...somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

 

6. No good deed goes unpunished.

 

Never trust a skinny cook.

 

#? Sometimes the sun even shines on a coyotes butt...but you can't grow tomatoes in it's butt till it's been dead for a couple years.

 

keep your friends close and your enemy’s even closer--never turn your back on your enemy

 

Never trust a person that cant look you in the eye.

 

Never tell the truth. Both sides will hate you and try to kill you if you do.

Lie, cheat and steal and you too can be the next President of the US.

A .45 beats four Aces and a King.

If you shoot at every sound in the dark, you won't have any friends, but your enemies will be dead too.

Friends come and go, enemies will be with you forever.

If you feel safe, sane and happy, DO NOT PANIC! The drugs will wear off soon.

 

I am only going to say "this " once.

 

Getting rid of someone only requires loaning them money....