1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    What's a 710?
    Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and one of the mechanics asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."










    710
    710.
     
  2. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I know I'll get smacked for this, though I have to ask....

    Was it because she was blond or the fact she was a she? [peep] :D
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yep. You were right.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    :D It was worth it though. Hey, if you can't pick on people what's the sense of doing anything. ;)
     
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [​IMG]
    lol
     
  6. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    No fair. Nad shots aren't fun. What's with this kick 'em in the nads anyways? Imagine the training. 'Okay, you need to know how to host a tea party and go shopping. You also have to learn to use a map so you can get to the shoe stores at a moments notice. You need to learn how to detect a sale before they happen. Oh and by the way, you need to learn to kick a guy in the nads.'

    Talk about your conspiracy theory. Sheesh. For the record, nads are not a viable target. :D
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Sure they are...y'all are bigger and stronger than most of us..so we have to do what works...


    it's either that or shoot you..


    Which do you prefer? :unsure:
     
  8. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [fnny]

    I [hrt] the way you think!;)

    Good of you to give them options[applaud]
     
  9. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    As for the choices, let's see. Both are equally deadly and being shot is definitely a quicker way to go. :D That answer the question?
     
  10. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Yep..

    Just remind me next time I see you.... ;)
     
  11. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    CRC, you'll know when we meet. I'll be the guy hiding in the tank with the full plated cup on. :D

    Besides, you wouldn't hurt me. I'm too purty to hurt. I'm so purty, I'd make a freight train take a dirt road. ;)
     
  12. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Hmmm...That's not quite how I've heard that saying in the South.....

    But since we are on opposite ends of the country...I think there's a pretty slim chance of it happening...so you're safe....



    for now. :unsure:
     
  13. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    :D Definitely know what you mean. Also have seen some of those too. The kind that would make a freight train back up and take a dirt road. :eek: :D
     
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