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A bit of confusion

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Rabid, Oct 21, 2013.

  1. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
    Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
    They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer!
  2. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    Shrieking is a lot better than pointing and giggling!
  3. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    A bit of confusion ???
    I'm having problems with either my ears or elevator's

    This morning I was beaten up by a woman. I was in an elevator when
    this beautiful busty woman got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would
    you please press 1?

    So I did. I don't remember much after that.

    Next is how am I going tell my wife how I tripped and got all these slap marks.
    Rabid and oldawg like this.
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