There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer!
A bit of confusion ??? I'm having problems with either my ears or elevator's This morning I was beaten up by a woman. I was in an elevator when this beautiful busty woman got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would you please press 1? So I did. I don't remember much after that. Next is how am I going tell my wife how I tripped and got all these slap marks.