A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Sep 16, 2005.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!" The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"
     
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    b::
     
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [doh] [ROFL]
     
  5. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    And I didn't think bank guards had any fringe benefits.
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ROFL] :lol: [ROFL]


    ok y'all...this is even funnier to me....I sent my daughter a very short joke yesterday about the high gas prices?? My VERY blonde daughter...4.0 in College..very intelligent...but...well....see for yourselves...

    the joke is...

    More proof that gasoline prices are out of control: I pulled into a full service gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The guy farted, took my five and walked away.


    My daughter wrote me back....."Huh? I don't get it??"

    :rolleyes: :oops: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Oh, my aching sides!!!
     
  8. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Who says crime doesn't pay???
     
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