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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Falcon15, Oct 13, 2010.

Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

This actually made me LOL:

"By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail."
- Ben Franklin

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein - "Time Enough For Love"

I have a universal translator. A large bore rifle. It speaks louder than words and will translate you to the afterlife instantly. - Self

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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

Falcon15, Oct 13, 2010

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Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

And this one too:

"By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail."
- Ben Franklin

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein - "Time Enough For Love"

I have a universal translator. A large bore rifle. It speaks louder than words and will translate you to the afterlife instantly. - Self

. . . . . . ¶▀‼▀▀▀▀
__=##¯▼¯(▀▀[Φ]▀▀▀▀‼‼▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀‼▀▀!
|####/ ( /==¯¯¯¯¯|####/¯¯

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

Falcon15, Oct 13, 2010

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bnmb On Hiatus Banned

Hehe...and you can unplug it too! How's that for democracy!

Will someone please nuke Kenya?...

Instead of bnmb, call me Bane...
How do you call inconsistant, babbeling, always-for-sale, cheating, results-rigging, always-all-knowing, smartest of all individual?... A Scientist! ...

bnmb, Oct 13, 2010

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Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Awesome.......

‎"Life's tough....it's even tougher if you're stupid."....John Wayne

"Help save America, have your liberal spayed or neutered"

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
--Benjamin Franklin

Conagher, Oct 14, 2010

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A brief message from our President...

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