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A Clever College Student

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ChemicalGal, Mar 3, 2007.


  1. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    Subject: Clever college student




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    Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" &"My Life" by Bill
    Clinton.

    One smart-ass student turned in the following book report,
    with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

    His professor gave him an A+ for this report:

    Titanic:..... $29.99
    Clinton :..... $29.99
    Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read
    Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
    Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill .
    Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
    Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton :..... Let's not go there.
    Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton :.....Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
    Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
    Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
    Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.



    [touchdown]
    Cheers
    CG
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    That's funny stuff[fnny] [LMAO]
     
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