written by Carl Klang http://www.klang.com/ Evil, Filthy, Rotten Conspiracy Have you seen them flying saucers Or some of them black helicopters Flyin' down low over my back yard recently? Seen them foreign troops in ninja suits Leavin' imprints of their combat boots In the meadow down near the neighbor next to me? Heard they're buildin' concentration camps From the rate hike off our postage stamps To protect and defend their great democracy Though my vote in the last election Didn't quite match the same projection Made by those beautiful talking heads on my TV And when I called them to complain And I asked them to explain They just said that it proves that you're not In the grove of the new majority Yeah sure... Well just between you and me Can't you feel the conspiracy? Can't you sense the hypocrisy As they call it democracy Well it's a threat to your sanity And not to mention your liberty And it's all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy Now they got micro waves and laser beams And rays to look inside your dreams And satellites that can see your BVD's They got chips that fit inside your head That'll make you think their thoughts instead And drugs that'll make you do just as they please And to make things even more serious They got strains of new bacteria's That are surely to cause some unknown new disease And that's why we got fear and high anxiety And paranoid perplexity And the gradual loss of all our liberties And as they try to bring us all down They might leave us with a frown They might even be the source of all the rumors in this town Well just between you and me Can't you feel the conspiracy? Can't you sense the hypocrisy As they call it democracy Well it's a threat to your sanity And not to mention your liberty And it's all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy So as they redirect our mail And all our incoming phone calls To the Central Intelligence Agency We'll just hope and pray someday they'll see That you and me are not the enemy Nor do we believe in cult theology And as their police try to bust us We'll keep tryin' to find some justice Though its hidden' behind a wall of masonry We'll keep working out our Salvation With the feelin' of fear and tremblin' Hopin' and praying someday the truth might set us all free And just 'cause the media won't respond Don't mean there's nothin' going on And brother what'll ya do if there's somethin' to All the words inside this song? Well you can say that I'm wild eyed That all my fears are unjustified Or that I'm totally mystified By a Man who was crucified But just between you and me What hung Him up on that tree It was all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy Yeah, it's all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy
Some more prose by Carl Klang Alphabet Soup BATF... IRS CIA and FBI FDA and FCC ADL and KGB Now I know my ABC'S All of which spell tyranny
