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A conspiracy poem

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by Minuteman, Mar 2, 2007.


  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    written by Carl Klang

    http://www.klang.com/


    Evil, Filthy, Rotten Conspiracy
    Have you seen them flying saucers
    Or some of them black helicopters
    Flyin' down low over my back yard recently?
    Seen them foreign troops in ninja suits
    Leavin' imprints of their combat boots
    In the meadow down near the neighbor next to me?

    Heard they're buildin' concentration camps
    From the rate hike off our postage stamps
    To protect and defend their great democracy
    Though my vote in the last election
    Didn't quite match the same projection
    Made by those beautiful talking heads on my TV
    And when I called them to complain
    And I asked them to explain
    They just said that it proves that you're not
    In the grove of the new majority

    Yeah sure...

    Well just between you and me
    Can't you feel the conspiracy?
    Can't you sense the hypocrisy
    As they call it democracy
    Well it's a threat to your sanity
    And not to mention your liberty
    And it's all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy

    Now they got micro waves and laser beams
    And rays to look inside your dreams
    And satellites that can see your BVD's
    They got chips that fit inside your head
    That'll make you think their thoughts instead
    And drugs that'll make you do just as they please

    And to make things even more serious
    They got strains of new bacteria's
    That are surely to cause some unknown new disease
    And that's why we got fear and high anxiety
    And paranoid perplexity
    And the gradual loss of all our liberties
    And as they try to bring us all down
    They might leave us with a frown
    They might even be the source of all
    the rumors in this town

    Well just between you and me
    Can't you feel the conspiracy?
    Can't you sense the hypocrisy
    As they call it democracy
    Well it's a threat to your sanity
    And not to mention your liberty
    And it's all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy

    So as they redirect our mail
    And all our incoming phone calls
    To the Central Intelligence Agency
    We'll just hope and pray someday they'll see
    That you and me are not the enemy
    Nor do we believe in cult theology
    And as their police try to bust us
    We'll keep tryin' to find some justice
    Though its hidden' behind a wall of masonry
    We'll keep working out our Salvation
    With the feelin' of fear and tremblin'
    Hopin' and praying someday the truth
    might set us all free

    And just 'cause the media won't respond
    Don't mean there's nothin' going on
    And brother what'll ya do if there's somethin' to
    All the words inside this song?

    Well you can say that I'm wild eyed
    That all my fears are unjustified
    Or that I'm totally mystified
    By a Man who was crucified
    But just between you and me
    What hung Him up on that tree
    It was all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy
    Yeah, it's all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy
     
  2. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Some more prose by Carl Klang


    Alphabet Soup
    BATF... IRS
    CIA and FBI
    FDA and FCC
    ADL and KGB
    Now I know my ABC'S
    All of which spell tyranny




     
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