A couple of dollars for dinner!!

Discussion in 'Turf and Surf Hunting and Fishing' started by Yard Dart, Oct 10, 2017.

  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

    I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied....

    "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

    "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

    "Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

    "Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

    I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting." [​IMG]

  2. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    There was 2 college boys walking down the road in town one day. They rounded a corner and a homeless man asked the 2 for some money. One of the boys said , No, get away from us . About a block away, the other boy asked the other one , why didn't you give the guy a few dollars ? The boy said , all he's going to do with it is buy drugs and alcohol. A few minutes later , the other boy says , " Well , that's all we're going to do with it "
  3. Big Ron

    Big Ron Monkey++

    That was funny!
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