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A Daughter's Decision

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by gmt48, Mar 10, 2012.

  1. gmt48

    gmt48 Monkey+

    A young girl walked into the family living room last night and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, IPhone, IPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any one that wants it."

    Well, she actually said "Dad, meet my new boyfriend Muhammed...we're going to work together on President Obama's re-election campaign."
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  2. I'm not a racist person but I do believe he would have never been seen again
    Alpha Dog and Lucky Johnson like this.
  3. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Now that there is funny I don't care who ya are!!!! LMAO
  4. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    Oh yes Muhammed would be on a milk carton with big letters, Have you seen?
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