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A fairy tale?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Aug 19, 2013.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
    As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.
    "I'm entering" said Snow White.
    After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
    " First Place ," said Snow White.

    They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
    "I'm entering," says Superman.
    After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
    " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

    They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
    Pinocchio says "this is mine."
    Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
    "What happened?" they asked.

    "Who the hell is Obama?" asked Pinocchio.
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [lolol] [touchdown]
     
  4. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    lol
     
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