A First

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Meat, Dec 30, 2021.


  1. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I had what some call an emergency in a store. As I’m rushing to the restroom there’s a lady helping a blind gentleman down the hall. I’m screwed so I walk around for a minute, then rush back in. When I get inside the gentleman is tapping his stick all around but making no headway. Finally I say “Sir, do you need a hand?” (Poor choice of words, lol) He replies “Can you help me find a urinal?” I take his arm, tell him “right, left, aim!” (I made up the last part.) I hate stores but I needed a phone case and something tells me my emergency was a sign from above, especially since it went away temporarily with the assist. (I destroyed the next store btw, yikes!) Coincidence or nah?
     
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  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    The lord works in mysterious ways....
     
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  3. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    What if that guy was an angel? That would be freaky now.
     
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  4. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Nevertheless, you did a good thing and should feel good about yourself! Well done, Meat!
     
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  5. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Something that I have never ran across....But ... Hey pardner you need a hand has rainbows all over it??? [ROFL]
     
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  6. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    So does Two-Man Luge but it looks fun.
     
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  7. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    You ,, Sir Meat ,,, would be a valuable addition to the Joe Biden assistant crew .

    [LMAO][LMAO][LMAO]
     
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  8. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I could guide him to the presser and then to the diaper changing station.
     
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  9. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    I was thinking more like packing him in Air Force One's crapper and flushing from max altitude over one of the big ponds.
    Just a thought .
     
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  10. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    That was so kind of you. Poor fella could have been there for quite a while had you not come along. Finishing the year doing a good deed is (y)
     
  11. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Well I sort of just stumbled into the situation but….
     
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  12. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    You strike me as one of those people who just stumbles on to situations often…..:D
     
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  13. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    What I neglected to do was inform him where the sinks were for wash up. You don’t suppose he used the….
     
  14. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    You didn’t stay to make sure he was pointed in the right direction?
     
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  15. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Nah, I left.
     
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