I had what some call an emergency in a store. As I’m rushing to the restroom there’s a lady helping a blind gentleman down the hall. I’m screwed so I walk around for a minute, then rush back in. When I get inside the gentleman is tapping his stick all around but making no headway. Finally I say “Sir, do you need a hand?” (Poor choice of words, lol) He replies “Can you help me find a urinal?” I take his arm, tell him “right, left, aim!” (I made up the last part.) I hate stores but I needed a phone case and something tells me my emergency was a sign from above, especially since it went away temporarily with the assist. (I destroyed the next store btw, yikes!) Coincidence or nah?
Something that I have never ran across....But ... Hey pardner you need a hand has rainbows all over it???
I was thinking more like packing him in Air Force One's crapper and flushing from max altitude over one of the big ponds. Just a thought .
That was so kind of you. Poor fella could have been there for quite a while had you not come along. Finishing the year doing a good deed is
What I neglected to do was inform him where the sinks were for wash up. You don’t suppose he used the….