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A Football Story

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Sep 1, 2006.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory.

    Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in

    In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier
    with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and then hit a passing car going 80 miles per hour.

    I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect

    So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great
    game of football ....... and sure enough the Saints go on to win the Super Bowl.

    The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the Coach asks
    him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his mother.

    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

    "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted

    You are not my son!"

    "Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just won the
    greatest sporting event in the world!"

    "No! Let me tell you," his mother retorts. "at this very moment there are
    gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two (2) brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives
    last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she
    doesn't get assaulted!"

    The old lady pauses then tearfully says,

    "I will never forgive you for making us move to New Orleans"
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol: more truth than not :eek:
  3. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member


    So should Uncle Sam start sending our boys to the inner cities as part of their training :D
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Absolutely should. No more likely to tell the baddies from the goodies there, and moreover, the cops dress the same. A very good idea whose time has come.:sneaky:
  5. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    If the gov will take firearms away from legal gunowners then why not use our resources to do the same to those who don't know to behave properly in society :D
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