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A Gender Dictionary

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Gender Dictionary


    1. Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.

    female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.

    male: Food,sex and beer.

    2. Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

    female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

    male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

    3. Butt (but) n.

    female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."

    male: The organ used for mooning and holding a tool belt on.

    4. Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.

    female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

    male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend

    5. Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

    male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

    6. Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

    female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.

    male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

    7. Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.

    female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.

    male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

    8. Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.

    female: A woman who makes love to other women.

    male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.

    9. Making love (may-king luv) n.

    female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

    male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

    10. Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

    male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 ½ minutes.

    11. Taste (tayst) v.

    female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.

    male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

    12. Thingie (thing-ee) n.

    female: Any part under a car's hood.?? ; (

    male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    13. Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

    male: Playing ball without a cup.
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member


    Ok...I'll take it out...how's that, Mr. I EDIT. ;)
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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