A glass of wine for my friends

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by -06, Nov 27, 2012.


  1. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
    And those who don't and are always
    seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    As Ben Franklin said:

    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 litre of water each day,

    At the end of the year we would have absorbed
    More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria
    found in faeces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However,
    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting

    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health


    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of shit
    ...

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service

     
  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    spock.
     
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