A glass of wine for my friends

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by -06, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
    And those who don't and are always
    seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    As Ben Franklin said:

    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 litre of water each day,

    At the end of the year we would have absorbed
    More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria
    found in faeces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting

    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of shit

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service

  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

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