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A Good Woman!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Dec 10, 2010.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">A real woman is a man's best friend.
    She will never stand him up and never let him down.
    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
    live without fear and forget regret.

    She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his
    most intimate desires.
    She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome
    man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,
    seductive and invincible...

    No wait... I’m sorry...............I'm thinking of whiskey. It’s
    whiskey that does all that ****. Never mind.

  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

  3. gettingoldsucks

    gettingoldsucks Monkey+

    Thanks, funny
  4. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    I have been married to a great lady for almost 40 years.

    I read that and wondered what I had done wrong all these years. [own2]
  5. Maxflax

    Maxflax Lightning in a bottle

    32 years here with a great lady

    It's still true about the whiskey [booze]
  6. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    40+ Years, and she still is a Great Lady..... I pray every day, to thank my God, for bringing her into my life, and for teaching "Me" a different way to Love her, so she chooses to stay in my life.....
  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    That reminds me... Gotta' restock the bar.
  8. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  9. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    That's good!... Made me laugh!
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