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A hole behind

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Apr 25, 2011.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    A Hole Behind

    A man, while playing on the front nine of a
    complicated golf course, became confused as to where
    he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
    playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained
    his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he
    was playing.
    She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole
    behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked
    her and went back to his golf.

    On the back nine the same thing happened and he
    approached her again with the same request. She said,
    "I'm on the 14th, and you are a hole behind me, so you
    must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her and
    returned to his play.

    He finished his round and went into the club house
    where he saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
    He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The
    bartender said that she was a sales lady and played
    the course often.

    He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to
    show my appreciation for your help. I understand that
    you are a sales lady .... well, I am in sales also.
    What do you sell?"

    She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

    "No I wouldn't," he said and persisted that she tell
    >him what she sold.

    >"Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell

    >With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he
    >almost lost his breath. She said, "See I knew you
    >would laugh."

    >"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a
    >toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind
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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

  4. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    okay, that was funny.
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