A Joke for CRC and others too

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Jun 14, 2009.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    "A NW Florida Wife".....

    Three men married wives from different states.

    The first man married a woman from South Carolina .. He told her that
    she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
    but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes
    washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Missouri He gave his wife orders
    that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
    day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
    the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and
    there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a woman from Florida. He ordered her to keep the
    house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
    on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
    anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
    some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
    left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a
    sandwich and load the dishwasher.

  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    psssssst...Seeing as how I'm from SC ...I'm not sure whether to laugh or be offended.... [batteye]

    just kidding...It's hilarious... :)
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    [dunno][dunno][dunno][dunno] Well darn it, you could have fooled me! In fact you did. I just read all 616 posts of Magnus rants. Thought I was getting to know some of you pretty well. Just goes to show you don't ASSUME anything. It was not meant to insult, but to show the proper .... lol .... responses of a strong willed woman.
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    No worries, my friend...I laughed out loud! [ROFL]

    Sometimes I should practice restraint before posting, huh??:oops:

    and I've lived in FL 21 yrs, but been on Salt Water all my life....;)

    And THANK YOU, I read that whole thread too, after you did...Some good memories in there...and lots of giggles....
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  6. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    [coffee2][coffee2][coffee2]It was the coffee that made me do it!!! [lolol][lolol][lolol]and, I assure you I enjoyed the read as well. You are quite welcome. restraint? nah, My opinion is: Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive Quickly! Kiss Slowly!!! Love Truly!!! Laugh Uncontrolably! ..... and Never Regret Anything that made you Smile!!!
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