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A joke with a message

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Oct 28, 2009.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    John was in the fertilized egg

    He had several hundred young layers (hens), called

    and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing

    went into the soup pot and was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny

    and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from
    a distance,

    which rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency

    by just listening to the bells.

    John's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very
    fine specimen,

    but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
    rung at all!

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were
    busy chasing
    bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
    coming, could run for

    To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his
    beak, so it couldn't

    He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
    the next one.

    John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the
    County Fair

    and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No
    Bell Piece Prize

    but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

    Clearly old Butch was a
    politician in the making.

    Who else but a politician could
    figure out

    how to win two of the most highly coveted awards

    on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the

    and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully this year,

    the bells are not always audible.
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Good message!
  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Nice. :)
  4. jamesmartyn

    jamesmartyn Guest

    A good joke with good message. I like it so much.
    Read it carefully: For a dog bite, put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
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