Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by VisuTrac, Jan 14, 2015.

  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++


    After digging to a depth of 10 feet last year outside Buffalo, New York, scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

    Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles, California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside.

    Shortly afterward, a story in the LA Times read, "California archaeologists, reporting a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

    One week later, a local newspaper in Marquette MI. reported, "After digging 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Negaunee MI., Ole Olson, a heck of an engineer and a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.

    Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, MI. had already gone wireless."
    Just makes a person proud to be from Michigan ! ! !
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  2. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    I can dig down a couple hundred feet and come up with solid state fuel.

    But around here it is just called low grade coal.
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  3. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    biglaff [beer]
  4. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    [winkthumb] [fnny] :cry: [ROFL] :cry:[roflmao] [whiteflag]
  5. RightHand

    RightHand Old Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

  6. Mindgrinder

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  7. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    techsar and VisuTrac like this.
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