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a little political....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by limpingbear, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. limpingbear

    limpingbear future cancer survivor....

    MODS, sorry if its too political. feel free to delete if neccesary.....

    Barack Obama is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students
    if anyone can give him an example of a "TRAGEDY". One little boy
    stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing
    in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a
    "No," Obama says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

    A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove
    off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a TRAGEDY."

    I'm afraid not," explains Obama. "That is what we would call a GREAT
    LOSS." The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
    "What?" asks Obama. "Isn't there any one here who can give me an
    example of a TRAGEDY?"

    Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he
    speaks: "If an airplane carrying Barack and Michelle Obama were blown up
    by a bomb, *that* would be a TRAGEDY."

    "Wonderful!" Obama beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that
    would be a TRAGEDY?"

    "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an ACCIDENT, and it
    certainly would be no GREAT LOSS!"
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