A matter of perspective

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Dec 15, 2010.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    You may have heard on the news about a southern California man that was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found that he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has ... about a million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache."

    BTW, I am dubious about the pile of ammunition boxes and cans that they showed. It looked big enough to contain no more than about 100,000 rounds, unless there was a lot of .22 rimfire ammo. However, by southern California standards, even someone owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable."

    Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:
    In Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector"
    In Texas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector"
    In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably
    reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
    In Montana , he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
    In Idaho , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
    And, in Wyoming he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

  2. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    In NC he'd be just another good ole boy...
  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    In Louisiana he would be called ,Ready for Hunting Season....
  4. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I'd like to call this guy "NEIGHBOR"!
  5. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Heck yeah I'd help the guy move in down the street. Nothing wrong with having a few guns and a bit of ammo.
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