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A Monkey's life...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Mar 26, 2013.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    A Monkey went to the Doctor for a check up. The doctor came with the results and said, "You are in excellent shape for 55 year old man."
    "Did I say I was 55?" said the Monkey. "You mean you're not 55?' said the doctor. "No. I am 75," said the Monkey.
    "Good heavens. You are in remarkable shape. You must have incredible genes. Let me ask you this. How old was your father when he died?"
    "Did I say my father was dead?"said the Monkey. "You dont mean he is alive?" said the doctor. "He sure is. He is 98 and still dancing." said the Monkey.
    "Well let me ask you this, said the doctor. "How old was your grandfather when he died?"
    "Did I say my grandfather was dead?"
    "You dont mean he's alive, too?"
    "Why he sure is. In fact, he is 127 and getting married tomorrow."
    "Getting married! Why in the world would a 127 year old man want to get married?"
    "Did I say he wanted to get married?"
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