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A new Florida store......

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seawolf1090, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
    soon-to-be new store.

    As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

    One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to
    walk by, press his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

    No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
    curious senior walked to the window, peeked in, and in a soft voice
    asked, "What are you sellin' here?"

    One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$-holes."

    Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,

    "Must be doing well…only two left."

    Seniors -- they didn't live this long without knowing a thing or two!

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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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