Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, press his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, peeked in, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well…only two left." Seniors -- they didn't live this long without knowing a thing or two! <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
