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A New Pistol on the market soon !!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cephus, Mar 6, 2012.


  1. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member


    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [CENTER] New Commemorative Pistol





    [/CENTER]
    [CENTER] <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM:0in;PADDING-LEFT:0in;PADDING-RIGHT:0in;PADDING-TOP:0in" valign="top"> Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of members of






    the United States Senate and the House of Representatives.






    <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM:0in;PADDING-LEFT:0in;PADDING-RIGHT:0in;PADDING-TOP:0in;font-stretch:inherit" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM:0in;PADDING-LEFT:0in;PADDING-RIGHT:0in;PADDING-TOP:0in" valign="top"> It will be named the "Congressman".






    [IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=82c57d0ce5&view=att&th=135e964a75872eec&attid=0.0.1&disp=emb&zw[/IMG]






    [B]It doesn't work and you can't fire it.[/B]






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  2. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    Sounds more like the name of a Taurus... but then again if it were a Taurus the last line wouldn't really be a joke.
     
  3. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Use any maker you care to ,it's a joke !!
     
  4. jameskaysing

    jameskaysing Monkey

    forest gump




    (quote) and life is like a box of chocolates
    you never no what your goin to get !!!!
     
  5. Couldn't be truer. We can fire them though. We need to make sure we VOTE!!!!!!!
     
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