[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [CENTER] New Commemorative Pistol [/CENTER] [CENTER] <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM:0in;PADDING-LEFT:0in;PADDING-RIGHT:0in;PADDING-TOP:0in" valign="top"> Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of members of the United States Senate and the House of Representatives. <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM:0in;PADDING-LEFT:0in;PADDING-RIGHT:0in;PADDING-TOP:0in;font-stretch:inherit" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM:0in;PADDING-LEFT:0in;PADDING-RIGHT:0in;PADDING-TOP:0in" valign="top"> It will be named the "Congressman". [IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=82c57d0ce5&view=att&th=135e964a75872eec&attid=0.0.1&disp=emb&zw[/IMG] [B]It doesn't work and you can't fire it.[/B] </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>[/CENTER] [/FONT]
Sounds more like the name of a Taurus... but then again if it were a Taurus the last line wouldn't really be a joke.