A New Standard for Dumb Blonds

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Dec 30, 2007.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

  2. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    That was Kelly Pickler from American Idol. Before I hear any coments about watching American Idol I'll say that I have AFN and an Iraq deployment with long hours to thank for that knowledge.
  3. sheen_estevez

    sheen_estevez Monkey+++

    Oh my.....
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    What he said. Worse, she isn't a natural blonde. What it seems is that she is naturally dumb. We can only hope she doesn't breed. [booze]
  5. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I tend to believe that naturally dumb women all bleach their hair blond because they think that blond will change their life into something more fun, intelligent, hot, etc., in spite of weighing 400 lbs.or thinking Europe is a country and France is not.
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Bless her heart..... [angel]
  8. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    "I'm listen' to what you're sayin', but I only hear what I want to."
  9. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    CRC -> Blessed her Heart [lolol]
  10. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    After watching that I am Hungary.
  11. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Have some Turkey.

  12. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    [batteye]All I'd say to her is "I didn't think you were that stupid, my bad".
  13. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    oh my god.... no wonder we're in this mess..
  14. fireplaceguy

    fireplaceguy Monkey+

    There was a chick like that at my high school. I told her Eli Whitney patented a process to distill gin from cotton - hence "cotton gin" - and another time we took the hubcaps off her car and told her she would need to go home and borrow a hubcap wrench from her dad to put them back on.

    She was a pretty good sport about it all, but she went on to become a voter. And yes, she reproduced.
  15. fireplaceguy

    fireplaceguy Monkey+

    Kenya stop making fun of these countries, please?
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