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A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, May 6, 2011.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    A pirate walks into a local bar that he hasn't frequented in some time. The bartender recognizes him and exclaims "My gosh man, what happened to you?"

    Pirate-"Not much matey, just been busy"

    Bartender-"But what about that wooden leg, you didn't have that last time you were here?"

    Pirate-"Oh that. Well ya see we was in a battle and a cannon ball took mah leg off. But I be fine now."

    Bartender-"But what about that hook?"

    Pirate- "Oh that, well I was in a sword fight and me opponent he cut of me hand. But I got this here hook and I be fine now."

    Bartender- "What about the patch over you eye, that's new too."

    Pirate- "Oh yeah that. Well ya see I was aboard ship and I heard this commotion up in the riggin. I looked up to see this flock a sea gulls up there and one of em crapped right in mah eye."

    Bartender-"A little bird poop caused you to lose your eye?"

    Pirate-"This bloody hook takes some gettin used to!"
  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    lol, yup that's a pirate joke alright. ;)

    NIEDORF Monkey+

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  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member


    A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

    The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

    "Arrr..." says the pirate, "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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