A poem for Ghrit

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Oct 26, 2013.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    A fart is a pleasant thing...It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And suffocates the fleas.

    A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a powerful... Poisonous cloud

    A fart can be short... Or a fart can be long... Some farts have been known... To sound like a song.....

    A fart can create... A most curious medley... A fart can be harmless... Or silent...and deadly.

    A fart might not smell... While others are vile... A fart may pass quickly... Or linger a while...

    A fart can occur... In a number of places... And leave everyone there... With strange looks on their faces.
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    From wide-open prairie... To small elevators... A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
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    But farts are all bad... Is simply not true... We must never forget... Skinny old farts like you!

    Kinda brings a tear to your eye ..... don't it? Tac
     
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  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    [plz] Thanx, pal. [finger]
     
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Flattus flattery?

    ;)
     
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  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Let's just say that was a hell of a burrito.
     
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  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Great poem Tac!! [gasmask]
     
  6. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Truth be known, I received that poem in and email from an olde retired Air Farce Colonel who has been the recipient of some green clouds generated by me. If it were a family affair playing cards including his wife as a player, I would blame her. It was always good for a laugh as she got spun up immediately. She was a Navy Officers Brat, Her dad retiring as an 0-6. Did I mention she had flaming red hair and bright green eyes?
     
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  7. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    You have a wonderful way with words!
     
  8. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    If only they were his words ==
     
  9. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    I think she was referring to my post #6. Those were my words and that post also made it clear the poem was forwarded.
     
  10. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    Heh it works the other way at our house. The combination of a bowl of Kashi Go Lean cereal and one disgusted look from me turned the completely innocent Mr. into a legend at Gander Mountain. They still run for the back room if he comes in the front door.
     
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  11. gprod55

    gprod55 Monkey+

    Hemispherical Flagellation. Brain Fart
     
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