A real woman is a man's best friend

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, May 31, 2011.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A real woman is a man's best friend.

    She will never stand him up and never let him down.

    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

    She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

    She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

    No wait...Sorry having a SR moment.

    I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that.
    Never mind.
    Ganado, dystopia, dragonfly and 3 others like this.
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    As we all learned so much at her "knee" the first real woman in a man to be's life is his mother.
  4. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    nah...guess I just ain't a momma's boy.
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