a responsible Texan

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Aug 16, 2011.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    This Post is from a comment following an article about why "Obummer must go," on a political site. The avatar for this poster is a Marine in Dress Blues. He is cracks me up with his satire, or states it like it is quite clearly. Either way I have come to look for his comment posts as they are worth the read. The following is one I just found.
    Raymond says:<!-- .comment-author .vcard -->
    August 16, 2011 at 4:19 am
    <!-- .comment-meta .commentmetadata -->While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a muslim wearing a “I ♥ Obama” shirt fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Mexican wearing a shirt which said “I Voted For Obama” who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
    If they didn’t get help, they’d surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff ‘s Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM , both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I’m starting to think I wasted two stamps…

  2. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    now theres a thinking man
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