A** survey

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, May 14, 2006.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    WOMEN'S A** SIZE STUDY

    There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses!



    I thought the results were pretty interesting:



    A. 85% of women think their a** is too fat...
    B. 10% of women think their a** is too skinny...
    C. The other 5% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.
     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    awwwwwww.....God love that 5%....



    [angel]
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    :shock: [raspberry]
     
  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    that is tacky...tell some more blond jokes. :lol:
     
  6. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    OK. An old one, but it still tickles me.

    One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please
    come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I
    can't figure out how to start it."

    Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?"

    The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at
    puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door
    and
    shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box.
    He then turns to her and says:

    "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to
    show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that
    tiger."

    "Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and
    put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    [nono]
     
  8. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Unknot your knickers, the end is not in sight --. And they get worse --

    This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could not stand it any more she called out to the blonde in the field. "Why are you rowing a boat in the middleof the field?"

    The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat."

    The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field. "It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name." The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.

    The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and shook her fist at blonde in the field yelling, "If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your tail!"
     
  9. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    [no]



    cute..

    going to start finding my "gender" jokes again..

    I have more....


    [raspberry]
     
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