A Touching Home Depot Story...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Aug 20, 2009.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge,
    so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

    At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she
    was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer.

    When Walt was finished, Mary asked...'How much for that faucet?'
    Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' 'My goodness that sure
    is a lot,' she exclaimed.

    Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent
    her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

    From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that
    hinge?' Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'





    And this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.


    [batteye]

     
  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Hey, those were good times when I was younger! :p
     
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [rofllmao][rofllmao][rofllmao]
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Seriously...She is worth laughing over...I would have at least gone for 7500 watt generator or something.... [angel]


    [batteye]
     
  5. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    hmmmmm, just a 7500 watt generator? I think I might be able to scrounge one up. .... lol ..... be careful what you say woman. .... someone somewhere may call you on what you say. ... not me however .... [ROFL]
     
  6. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    SOLD! haha. :p
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    [rofllmao] [ROFL]


    I may be easy , but I'm not cheap.... ;)
     
  8. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member


    I have plenty of cash. [rofllmao][rofllmao]
     
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Yeah, but I've got the gennie.

    Do we hear another bid?
     
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