A Wizard of a Preacher...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation,
    "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that
    I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
    This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian
    community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not
    intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did
    this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
    Christian family."

    No one moved.

    The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
    me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will
    be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
    stand and confess your transgression."

    Again all was quiet.

    Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
    that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.
    Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
    spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
    misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of
    the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
    that you were a wizard under the sheets."
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :D :lol:
  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    :D "It's not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about. It's the one addressed 'To whom it may concern'."
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :eek: lol
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