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Abu al-Zarqawi in Heaven story

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CRC, Jul 4, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    ok..ok..didn't know whether to put it here or in humor....but I like it!

    Abu al-Zarqawi died, met George Washington

    After Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

    As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.

    Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
  2. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I like it. Hopefully he gets that beating everyday forever.
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