Not sure if this belongs in jokes or not but it's not a joke and may help others with the same problem. I have an 11 & 8 y.o. that for some reason can't seem to figure out what that pretty little shiny handle on the upper left hand corner of the toilet is for. I have gotten on to them several times and it doesn't seem to do any good, they continue to leave me stinky suprises every time I go into the bathroom. Well after a little thought I remembered a certain similar situation and cure from my basic training days called latrine patrol. If someone was found out to leave a nice load in a stool, the drill would put the individual on latrine patrol,dressed in full combat gear armed with a plunger at right shoulder arms and post him inside the latrine next to the door for 2 hours during his nightly free time (generally used to write letters and shine boots). The "Latrine Patroller" would inspect every stool after a visitor left to see if they had performed their flushing duties properly. Well first of all before you call child welfare on me please understand that I am not forcing them to do what I'm about to say but giving them a choice instead of grounding. I call it the T.R.N. (Toilet Roll Necklace) If you can't read what is written on the rolls it says, "I WILL FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET" They are to wear it for an hour per occurrence. It was made out of black pant legs that I had cut off to make shorts and I always save my cut cloth for gun patches. I cut uneven strips and tied them together. It looks ridiculous, but that's pretty much the point. I wasn't looking to make it a pleasant experience. I will tell you how it goes and give you a full report. I'm feeling pretty confident my bathroom visitations are going to become a little more pleasant!