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Advanced Biology Class...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jul 26, 2009.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

    The last question was:

    Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk worth 70 points or none at all.

    One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

    He wrote:
    1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
    2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
    3.) It is always the right temperature
    4.) It is inexpensive.
    5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
    6.) It is always available as needed.

    And then, the student was stuck! Finally, in desperation, just before the
    bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote:

    7.) It comes in cute containers.

    He got an A.

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