Advice

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Feb 7, 2006.


  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Advice From Men To Women

    ...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'

    ...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.

    ...Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.

    ...Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    ...Please don't drive when you're not driving.

    ...Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

    ...The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!

    ...When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.
     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    This one is negated. Too many variables....

    Sorry my friend.... :D
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Yeah, but what about this one, huh...huh.....?
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I don't get in cars with people who's driving skills scare me...therefore I don't do this. :D




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