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Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention (Just Relea

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    And this doesn't even sound far fetched!!!!!!!
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    12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

    12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "The Great Satan", 'W' Bush

    12:50 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

    1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.

    1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

    1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home

  2. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Re: Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention (Just R

    Just to be fair and balanced.....

    Now shall we take a look at the Republican side?

    7:00 pm Morning bowel movement using the constitution as toilet paper

    7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the North American Union

    7:20 pm Proper Domestic Spying Technique - Alberto Gonzales

    7:25 pm Hang a couple homosexuals

    7:45 pm Ceremonial group hug with Halliburton CEO

    7:55 pm GW Bush proposes a toast

    8:00 pm How I Destroyed the Bill of Rights - GW Bush

    8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Dick Cheney's Daughter

    8:40 pm They Hate us Because we are Free - GW Bush

    9.00 pm Dinner with the Bush's and the Bin Ladens

    11.00 pm American Lives for Oil... what a deal - Karl Rove

    11:05 pm Collection for the Save our Corporations Fund

    11:15 pm Proper torturing techniques - GWB

    11:30 pm Public Restroom Affairs - Senator Craig

    11:45 pm Toast the Health Insurance Companies profitability

    11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - GWB Himself

    12:25 am
    Talking good English in Public - GW Bush

    12:30 am Announce sale of entire US to China

    12:45 am Out a couple of democrat CIA agents

    12:50 am Sneak Preview of upcoming "Hate Week"

    12:50 am Wave Hello to 89 million new mexican immigrants as the cross the border

    1:00 am Newt Gingrich proposes a toast to the extinction of Liberty.

    1:05 am Rudy Giulliani models the new Spring Sun Dress Lineup

    1:30 am Reveal Fred Thompson's true Identity..... Frankenberry

    1:35 am See if we can make the rest of the world hate us some more.

    1:45 am Have GWB finally pronounce the word Nuclear correctly!

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