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Aiming point

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Altoidfishfins, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey++

    True story....happened about a month ago

    I was visiting a new facility that our parent company had built. With my boss I headed to the l'il boys room to tap a kidney before going into the field to do some work. I noticed a fly about a quarter of the way up the vertical wall of the urinal.

    "I'm going to knock that sucker right off of there and drown him", I thought. But he did not move despite my best efforts. Upon leaving I noticed the other urinals had a fly in the same place. What the heck?

    I asked my boss if they were decals. "The management read of a study", he began to explain. "If there's something to aim at, less urine ends up on the floor."
  2. MountainMariner

    MountainMariner Clearly Ambiguous

    My company has these in all the vessel heads mounted at about eye level. I told my Captain, "those charts are great but it's a challenge to pee that high."

  3. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey++

    Is there no point at which Beer is recommended?
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  4. duane

    duane Monkey++

    Color chart works well until you take your vitamins, B complex in particular. They do a number on an old mans shorts and the color of the urine, but I feel better when I take them.
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  5. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    If you like color shocks, find an excuse for Keflex. A real stinker in those with the susceptibility.
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