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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Sep 13, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.

    Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

    Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"

    When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

    "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

    "My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

    "That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it The cock pit. Now it's the box office."
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member


  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  4. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [own] :lol:
  5. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] [worthless]
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] :lol:
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