All drugs have two names

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Aug 7, 2005.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

    For example, the trade name Tylenol also has the generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is called Amoxicillin and Advil is called Ibuprofen.
    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the most popular generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."

    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO." b::
     
  2. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] :lol:
     
  3. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    I tried to take one of them viagras one time and the thing got caught in my throat.





    I had a stiff neck for days!
     
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol: b::
     
  6. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :whistle: :lol: :eek:
     
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