American History, as seen by "others"!

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  1. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

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    Little Hodiaki.... .

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    "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
    .
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    "Who said, 'Give me liberty, or give me death'?"
    .
    .
    She sees a sea of blank faces, except for
    Little Hodiaki, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who has his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he says.
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    "Very good!"
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    Who said,
    "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
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    Again, no response except
    from Little Hodiaki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
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    "Excellent!," continues the teacher, "let's try one a little more difficult..."
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    .
    Who said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you
    can do for your country?"
    . .
    Once again, Hodiaki's is the only hand in the air and he says;
    "John F. Kennedy, 1961."
    . .
    The teacher snaps at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Hodiaki isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do."
    .
    . She hears a loud whisper: "F . . k the Japs,"
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    "Who said that? I want to know right now!" she angrily demands.
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    Little Hodiaki puts his hand up,
    "General MacArthur, 1945."
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    At that point, a student in the back says, "I'm gonna puke."
    .
    . The teacher glares around and asks, "All right!!! Now who said that!?"
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    So Little Hodiaki says,
    "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." .
    .
    Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
    .
    . Little Hodiaki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
    "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
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    .
    Now with almost mob hysteria, someone says, "You little ****! If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
    . .
    Little Hodiaki frantically yells at the top of his voice,
    "Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004!"
    . .
    The teacher faints.
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    As the class gathers around the teacher
    on the floor, someone says,
    "Oh ****, We're screwed!"

    . .
    Little Hodiaki says quietly, "the American people, November 4, 2008."


















































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  2. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    Little Hodiaki kid was a smart kid.
     
  3. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    too f'n funny
     
  4. Hispeedal2

    Hispeedal2 Nay Sayer

    [aiw]
     
  5. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    BWAHAHAHA.....!!!! [LMAO]
     
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