"Amish" saying

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Catullus, Sep 21, 2011.

  1. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand. The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs **** in it.'The guy shouts back, "I'm and American. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron." The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more." `Random internet source.

    I wrote "Amish" in quotations because I am not exactly sure that an Amish person said this. [dunno]

    It made me think about how it feels to talk about prepping with some people.
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  2. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Now that's HILARIOUS!
    Gotta remember that one...
    I know a FEW individuals I'd like to use it on!
  3. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Good one. There is another "Amish" joke-supposedly true. Perp broke into a home, started picking up what he wanted , and the old Amish gent walked into the room with his double barreled "rabbit eared" 12 gauge. He aimed at the stranger and said "brother, I mean thee no harm but I am about to discharge my shotgun where thou art standing".
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  4. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    theres an old amish round me that i could see doin both of those and smilin :)
  5. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    When the Amish go bad........

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  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    The're not bad Amish

    They're just swapping horse riding for hog riding! : O
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