Ammunition is Getting Scarce

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Mar 11, 2013.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of .223 gun ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

    She looked at the ammo in the back of my Tahoe and said in a very sexy voice,

    "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

    I thought a few seconds and said, "Maybe, what kinda ammo ya got?"

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  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    You are a rogue, but I love the joke. [applaud]
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  3. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

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