an afghan at the super bowl.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Nov 10, 2005.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Subject: an afghan at the super bowl.


    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Saints. The only thing
    that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and
    even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who
    could ensure a Super Bowl win.

    Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In
    one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a
    truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story
    window 100 yards away. KABOOM!

    He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
    KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!
    "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
    So, he brings him to the United States and teaches him the great game of
    football. And the Saints go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is
    hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he
    wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

    "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us.
    You are not my son!"

    "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the
    greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of adoring
    fans."

    "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are
    gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
    brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to
    keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

    The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for
    making us move to New Orleans!"
     
  2. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    ROFL! b::
     
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  5. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] :D
     
  6. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] [rofllmao]
     
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