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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

    ''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''

    The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''

    ''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a figure like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''
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  2. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    A double "LIKE" for this one!
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  3. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

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  4. swampbilly

    swampbilly Gone Galt

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